Intro:
The Core is a special movie. At least that’s what its mother would tell it. But all the other kids would just call it retarded. The Core is generally known for being a rather generic disaster movie whose only claim to fame is absolutely horrible physics. Those horrible physics is exactly what I’m going to look at. But before we delve into that, a little exposition on the movie in general is in order.
In the beginning of the movie multiple people around a city die instantaneously. So the U.S. government / military takes note of that and asks two local scientists (Serge and Dr. Keyes) what’s going on. After inspecting one of the several dozen dead bodies Serge immediately decides that they died of pacemaker failure and that it was not from a weapon. Very realistic, right? The military is of course satisfied with the word of a couple scientists and goes on with their business; however, Dr. Keyes seems worried that something bad has happened and immediately decides to check if the core of the Earth stopped spinning causing a disruption in the Earth’s magnetic field. Guess what, he’s right…no matter how implausible that seems. So in normal disaster movie fashion a team of generic stereotypes is banded together consisting of the military guy Cmdr. Iverson, the girl Maj. Childs (guaranteed to live as she is the girl), the eccentric guy Dr. Brazzleton, the villain/jackass Dr. Zimsky, the hero’s friend Serge (guaranteed to die for a dramatic moment and to spur on the hero), and finally the hero Dr. Keyes (also guaranteed to live). They then take a “scientific” ship (note: scientific = magical here) to the center of the Earth and restart it while disastrous effects from the degeneration of the Earth’s magnetic field intensify on the surface. The crew then proceeds to slowly die off in a predictable fashion and yet somehow the survivors manage to triumph in the very end like all generic disaster movies. Now that we have a basic grasp of the movie, let’s head into the bad physics.
A Note on Virgil: While its operation doesn’t make much sense, it’s not so much a direct physics blunder as a tool the movie needs to move forward. So I will be assuming it works for the movie’s sake. They can have their unobtainium, super powered sonic laser cutter thing, and their super vision to see through rocks.
Bad Physics List:
1) Waves in Rocks
This is the first instance of bad physics in the movie that I can remember. Dr. Keyes is giving a demonstration about how sound waves travel through rock. The only message this scene was meant to get across was probably “hey viewers he’s a scientist!” Well at one point in his little talk I remember him saying something about how waves lose frequency when traveling through the rock. This is wrong, wavelength and velocity can change when waves change mediums but frequency remains the same.
2) Pacemaker Pandemonium
This isn’t necessarily bad physics as it is bad biology. If a person’s pacemaker is to stop working that is very bad, however it is not instantaneous death as shown in the movie. It’s also interesting how the stopping of the Earth’s core only managed to affect a few dozen people in a single city and not any other pacemaker owners around the world.
3) Stupid Birds
So now that the birds have lost the ability to use their internal compasses and start slamming into stationary and moving objects of all kinds. Of course these are mainly used for long distance so I’m not sure why these birds didn’t just use their eyes. Maybe it was a flock of severely retarded birds and their blunders had nothing to do with the real disaster in the movie. However, even ignoring all that a bit of bad physics does happen here. Have you ever seen a bird fly into a window or hit one with your car? Well let me tell you, window/car wins bird loses. In the movie however it seems to be a tie as a bird manages to break the window of the car, which is a rather unlikely circumstance.
4) Lightning Bombs
A little later in the movie another disaster appears in the form of super storms letting off tons and tons of lightning. This lightning does things such as gouging up the ground where it strikes and making buildings explode after striking them multiple times. One, lightning never creates huge gouges in the ground. Two, I don’t care how many times lightning will strike a building; the building will not spontaneously explode from the lightning alone.
5) Magnetic Field Meltdown
Now we get to the explanation of what is going causing all these disasters, and what is probably the worst physics in the entire movie. So what’s going on here is that the stopping of the rotation of the Earth’s core has caused the Earth’s magnetic field to slowly start dissipating. Without the Earth’s magnetic field deadly microwave radiation will get through to the Earth killing us all. There is nothing at all about that last sentence that makes any sense at all. One, the Earth’s magnetic field does not stop microwave radiation in any way. Two, the Sun does not give off nearly enough microwave radiation to make it harmful in any way. Three, microwave radiation isn’t harmful in the first place. You aren’t dying every time you use a cell phone.
6) Microwaving a Bridge, They Forgot to set the Popcorn Timer:
So at one point the movie shows all the deadly “invisible microwaves” (because the visible microwaves a friendly and nice) coming in to pretty much melt a major bridge. Well needless to say this is impossible. As we talked about above there aren’t enough microwaves coming from the sun to do this and they aren’t that dangerous. The whole scene is just the most preposterous thing the movie assaults your eyes with. Oh and I almost forgot, cars exploded for no real reason in this scene too but that’s pretty much a movie standard.
7) Virgil’s Swim
So when the crew is finally ready to go save the Earth they start by diving their super ship, Virgil, into the Marianas Trench. This makes little sense to me in the first place, does it really matter how thick the Earth’s crust is to a ship that can cut through almost anything? So the ship goes diving straight into the water and starts moving around the ocean. There are two possibilities of what’s happening here. One, the ship is perfectly balanced to go straight down and through a series of luck and currents manages to get exactly where it needed to go. Secondly it could have being piloted through the water, but the ship was designed for going through the Earth and has nothing on it that looks like it could steer it in water. Either way it seems pretty implausible that things would have gone that smoothly through the water.
8 ) Moving in Virgil
Over and over again we see the crew getting up and walking around Virgil. But let’s think about that for a minute. The ship is traveling more or less straight down, so how were they standing when the ship was going straight down? There are two possibilities. One, the movie has blatantly disregarded the most basic notions of physics. Two, the crew all possess the powers of spider-man. I’d guess the first one is correct.
9) Questionable Communications
Yeah, I don’t understand how they managed to stay in communication with the military the whole way through the mission. Neither radio waves nor an internet signal would make it nearly that far underground. In fact, they would have lost communication pretty quickly into the mission.
10) Geode Escapade
Oh, so much bad physics here. Let’s start with the fall into the geode. When the crew is falling into the geode they are struggling against their seatbelts. But when they are falling they should be in free fall. So there should be nothing for them to struggle against. Now that they’ve burst through the geode they land inside it and slowly come to a stop while being slowed down by some sort of crystal their super laser can’t cut through. Now, I noticed the lava hadn’t started coming in through the hole they obviously must have made in the geode. Now the geode has to be massively pressurized to survive in that environment. So when the ship entered the geode it should have compromised this pressure causing the geode to almost instantly be destroyed. Instead the magma somehow manages to magically stay outside the geode for several minutes and just hang there without entering the hole, and then suddenly start poring in when convenient for a dramatic moment in the movie. So going back to the crashed ship, they got into their magic suits made of what I assume to be unobtanium (as nothing else can survive that heat…other than the mysterious geode I guess) that somehow counteract the pressure, though I’m not sure what their visor was made of to not melt and the suits were loose fitting and didn’t look pressurized at all. So there is a crystal blocking the laser from working and it needs to be cut with a normal oxygen powered cutting tool. Really? The super laser couldn’t instantly cut through the crystal but a normal oxygen powered cutting tool does it in a couple minutes. That doesn’t make much sense, but neither does anything else in this movie. Here’s the best part, when the cutter isn’t working and they’re low on time (magma finally managed to meander on in) Dr. Keyes takes his oxygen hose out and puts it in the cutting tool to get it working again. First of all, he just compromised the integrity of his suit and should have been killed instantly. Second, he just released pure oxygen into a super pressurized, super heated environment. Bad idea. It would have reacted instantly and violently with that environment killing everyone outside of the magic ship. Speaking of the ship, I’m going to assume the best and hope it had some super air lock or opening the door in it should have destroyed the ship as well.
11) Giant Diamond Disaster
So now Virgil is nearing the Earth’s Core and manages to cut the ship on the sharp edge of a diamond compromising the ship’s integrity. First, it’s surprising that the super indestructible material could be damaged so easily. Second, this scene goes to show just how useless the safety systems on the ship were. When the ship was damaged that last compartment – conveniently it was the last that was damaged because it would be a real drag if one in the middle or the one with the controls for the ship had to be ejected – began crumpling due to pressure, and the doors slowly closed in order to seal the compartment off. In reality, if the ship was compromised in an environment with that much pressure the closing doors would have been moving much too slowly to save the ship from being destroyed. Everyone onboard would have died.
12) Bye Bye Brazzleton
When Brazzleton was in the process of dying I noticed a few things. One the hot melting wrench seemed to burn his hand, but the suit was fine walking outside in the geode. It should have easily protected him from a melting wrench. The second’s not really physics but, I also noticed the rubber melting on his boots. So these suits that were meant to survive outside in something like 4500º had rubber soles on their boots. That doesn’t make any sense. Finally, I noticed Brazzleton let out a gasp because of what I assume is due to the sudden heat and escaping oxygen from his lungs. This meant his suit’s cooling system failed pretty much as soon as he entered that part of the ship. He would have never made it anywhere close to finishing his mission.
13) Saving the World
So now I’m going to talk about the plan to save the Earth and how they went about it. The plan is to drop a bundle of five 200 megaton nuclear bombs to start up the Earth’s core spinning again. Well, for one we learned in class that the largest nuclear weapon made was a 100 megaton bomb. Also, I don’t know the specifics but if the Earth’s core really stopped rotation, it would probably take a lot more than five to get the core rotating again. Even if you did have enough bombs, you couldn’t just blow them up and get the core moving. The explosion would move out in a spherical manner so there wouldn’t be any specific focus on direction for the core to move. You would have to focus the blast in a specific direction to be able to cause torque which is needed to get the core rotating. Well even with all that didn’t matter the plan didn’t turn out like they wanted for our heroes. Instead they detonated five different bombs at specific intervals, but this would have all the same problems as their original plan anyway.
14) Our Hero Dr. Keyes
In the end of the movie Dr. Keyes had to perform two important tasks to save the world and himself. The first task was rigging the final nuclear weapon to make a 40% larger explosion. To do this he walked into a working Nuclear reactor without head protection…showing he’s no nuclear physicist…and grabbed the plutonium rods. Like Brazzleton’s wrench these managed to burn him through his super suit somehow. The real bad part comes in how he made the nuclear bomb bigger. He came up with the ingenious idea of placing the plutonium rods next to the real bomb for a bigger boom. Now, I also am no nuclear physicist, but I know when the military wants a bigger bomb they don’t just duct tape some plutonium rods to their exisiting bombs. I’m thinking that there’s a little more involved then that. Also, I like how there was just enough plutonium on board to make a 40% bigger blast, what a coincidence.
Now when it comes to saving himself, Dr. Keyes has the idea to use the unobtanium’s property of turning heat into energy in order to power up the ship. To do this they simply attach a comically big piece of wire to the inside of the ship. I’m going to assume it was attached to the outer wall or this wouldn’t work no matter the circumstances. But circuits are complicated things, and the electronics on Virgil are sure to be super complicated. To think that they had exactly the right set up to get this done, or were able to fix the electronics in the ship in the little time they had before the explosion so that it would work is pretty much laughable.
So that’s the bad physics of The Core in a nutshell; however, you would need a pretty big nutshell to fit all that stuff in. That’s alright though, because you were probably a pretty big nut to watch the movie in the first place.